| Tumblr app: I'm done loading |
| Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs |
| Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter |
My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
(via deadlyspoons)
wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies
(via fvantom)
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
(via deadlyspoons)
| Flatmate: -doing chores, trying to get me to help- |
| Flatmate: ....Jake, the toilet has a ring on it! |
| Me: Oh, wow! I sure hope they're happy together! -goes back to tumblr- |
welcome to my blog
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
(via more-than-50-fandoms)
(via ashtondrew)
Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
Me in 10 years
(via schim)
I want to marry whoever has the url outbox
I’m down
(via deadlyspoons)
say it to my face bro
i fucking deer u
I’M SCREAMING
(via bilbochan)
the brave little toaster more like this movie is fucked up as shit?????
*makes a sim of me* *makes a sim of u*
(via thehoundsofgayville)